RHOC S13 E09

Y'all. There is so much to unpack. We begin with Kelly and Emily screaming at each other. Gina is trying to separate them, Tamra is nowhere to be seen and Shannon is in shock. But can we just rewind this argument for a sec? Kelly wanted to approach Steve, Shannon gave her good advice, Kelly…

RHOC S13 E08

Holy. Shit. Y'all, this episode is DRAMA. We begin by wrapping up Vicki's golf bday party. Shannon & Tamra are fighting for confusing reasons. I think Tamra was trying to say Shannon was in the wrong for talking about Emily's husband. However, Shannon was really talking about herself... which is what Tamra's real problem is.…

RHOC S13 E07

Y'all, we open with a gift from GAWD. Sexy Steve, Shannon's trainer, is here to get Shannon into shape. I need a Steven. Like Shannon, I abhor working out. I SO feel you girl. Even the fact that her BFFL owns a gym cannot motivate her to actually go..... "I want my stomach to go…

RHOC S13 E06

We open to Shannon inviting Tamra, Kelly & Emily to watch her do a photoshoot for all her upcoming QVC meal ventures. Shannon is still very self conscious of her weight, but she looks great. There's no doubt who is feeding these demons; David is sending her straight up verbally abusive texts. Men are so…

Mother’s Goose Part 3

Part 1 & Part 2 My parents are now goose owners. They're about to go on a trip meaning my sister and I are going to have to share pet sitting duties. Honky is not your average cat or dog... In the beginning, it was making sure he had a pie plate full of corn…

RHOC S13 E5

Are y'all as over Gina as I am? Homegirl adds nothing, so far. All I hear her talk about is comparing Lawn Guyland to The OC. Ugh. So, naturally we're treated to the strangest shopping outing between Gina and a fellow Long Island friend. It felt staged; awkward and all around unnecessary. That scene added…

RHOC S13 E4

Well, Vicki just can't let us have a good, fun season can she? She just had to go and fuck with Kelly... and, my GOD, if you've learned nothing from previous season, Kelly is unhinged when she's mad. I guess it'd be a boring show without drama. Tamra and Vicki go to Tamra's podiatrist for…

RHOC S13 E3

And we're off to get NAKED WASTED! WOO HOO! Except, we first have to discuss Vicki & Kelly. Vicki has now been caught in having gone on double-dates with Kelly's ex-husband, Michael. Kelly isn't upset that Michael is dating, she's upset that her friend didn't give her the heads-up! And Vicki is too fucking stupid…

RHOC S13 E02

Ah, yes. Vicki doing what she does best... sending "casseroles" to Tamra and Eddie after Eddie's heart surgery. Eddie wisely chooses not to eat it; she probably spit in it. And let's be real, I doubt Tamra ate it either. Homegirl has a strict diet for her body building and I highly doubt Vicki sent…

RHOC S13 E01

I am a HUGE Real Housewives fan. I'm excited to start a recapping journey for my fellow RH fans! It's time to WHOOP IT UP! Put NINE LEMONS IN A BOWL and get your JESUS JUGS ready! WHOOOOOOOOO?? YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! We know Vicki apologized at the reunion *eye roll* and it was finally accepted by Tamra…