Bathroom Remodel – Part 1

My house is a small starter home I purchased after my divorce. While it's not something the average person would be proud of, it's my pride and joy! It's a 1,200 sf house that was full of builder-grade everything. The previous / original owner did not update anything to the house. Which, truth be told,…

RHOC S13 E16

Hello friends! Once again, I apologize for the delay, but let's get to the good stuff! We open to Vicki's "love tank" filler, Steve, oddly vacuuming their outdoor furniture. Vicki is telling Steve about Jamaica & lying to his face about not drinking... because she's getting a lower facelift done. Luckily, he's not dumb and…

RHOC S13 E15

I apologize I'm late on this episode! We've had a lot of thing on the calendar AND I'm redoing my master bath! YAY! So I'll make a post about that once it's done; it's completely gutted right now and it's so creepy. Anyway, back to Jamaica! In a strange turn of events, Vicki is somehow…

RHOC S13 E14

Welcome back to Jamaica! Hopefully this episode doesn't leave me feeling BORED. We start with everyone sweating enough to refill our oceans. Vicki & Shannon are running late because combining a hot environment with hot flashes just isn't a good idea. Tamra gets on the bus and instantly sells Vicki & Shannon down river saying…

RHOC S13 E13

This episode is called "Heat Waves and Hot Flashes." Man, even the title is leaving a lot to be desired. I hope this gets WAY more interesting soon. We begin immediately being annoying by Gina's grating voice. Then we flash over to Kelly who is realizing she only has "hooker clothes" - but I feel…

RHOC S13 E12

Y'all. I feel like this season is dying a slow death. No? I am so tired of Gina, again. We open to Gina (SNORE) and Emily (YAWN) working out. The dog, Fisker is cute and steals the scene. Next, we see Kelly working out... is everyone working out? Kelly says such winners as, "I like…

RHOC S13 E11

We open to Steve trying to kill Vicki by having her ride with him on his motorcycle. How Steve came through that without being deaf (like I now am) is a mystery. It's a medical mystery, Ru! (bonus point is you can name that reference!) As if it couldn't get any more geriatric, we next…

RHOC S13 E10

We open to Tamra & Kelly going to Tamra's Dr to have Tamra's foot looked at... you know, the one she broke while drunkenly jumping in a hot tub, naked. While they wait, Kelly & Tamra talk about Emily & Vicki. Kelly just doesn't like that Fucking Shane got involved in a convo she wanted…

RHOC S13 E09

Y'all. There is so much to unpack. We begin with Kelly and Emily screaming at each other. Gina is trying to separate them, Tamra is nowhere to be seen and Shannon is in shock. But can we just rewind this argument for a sec? Kelly wanted to approach Steve, Shannon gave her good advice, Kelly…

RHOC S13 E08

Holy. Shit. Y'all, this episode is DRAMA. We begin by wrapping up Vicki's golf bday party. Shannon & Tamra are fighting for confusing reasons. I think Tamra was trying to say Shannon was in the wrong for talking about Emily's husband. However, Shannon was really talking about herself... which is what Tamra's real problem is.…