RHOC S13 E15

I apologize I'm late on this episode! We've had a lot of thing on the calendar AND I'm redoing my master bath! YAY! So I'll make a post about that once it's done; it's completely gutted right now and it's so creepy. Anyway, back to Jamaica! In a strange turn of events, Vicki is somehow…

RHOC S13 E13

This episode is called "Heat Waves and Hot Flashes." Man, even the title is leaving a lot to be desired. I hope this gets WAY more interesting soon. We begin immediately being annoying by Gina's grating voice. Then we flash over to Kelly who is realizing she only has "hooker clothes" - but I feel…

RHOC S13 E3

And we're off to get NAKED WASTED! WOO HOO! Except, we first have to discuss Vicki & Kelly. Vicki has now been caught in having gone on double-dates with Kelly's ex-husband, Michael. Kelly isn't upset that Michael is dating, she's upset that her friend didn't give her the heads-up! And Vicki is too fucking stupid…

Base of Sour Cream & Sugar

Scene 5 Base of Cream & Sugar There is something about riding in a cab; it transitions you into a New York state of mind. I never fully grasped the true experience until I slide across the worn leather seats and look on as our bossy Fannie Beacon gives the address to the driver. City…

Follow The Flock

Scene 4 Follow The Flock “TAXI! Fannie Beacon & the crew need a RIDE!” Chimes, formerly known as Shannon, who is meow the fabulous: FANNIE BEACON. She waves her fluffy gloved hand and points her finger in the air at an upcoming yellow cab; it's waiting at the light. I watch her as she places, her…

Martinis & Street Names

Scene 3 Martinis & Street Names “Who knows what their stripper name is?” shouts Shannon. Shannon stands before the tiny foyer with a large cardboard box in her hands. We can see pink shiny objects and feathers protruding from the top. There are about 10 of us in  her efficiency now. Most of us are…