RHOC S13 E5

Are y'all as over Gina as I am? Homegirl adds nothing, so far. All I hear her talk about is comparing Lawn Guyland to The OC. Ugh. So, naturally we're treated to the strangest shopping outing between Gina and a fellow Long Island friend. It felt staged; awkward and all around unnecessary. That scene added…

RHOC S13 E4

Well, Vicki just can't let us have a good, fun season can she? She just had to go and fuck with Kelly... and, my GOD, if you've learned nothing from previous season, Kelly is unhinged when she's mad. I guess it'd be a boring show without drama. Tamra and Vicki go to Tamra's podiatrist for…

RHOC S13 E3

And we're off to get NAKED WASTED! WOO HOO! Except, we first have to discuss Vicki & Kelly. Vicki has now been caught in having gone on double-dates with Kelly's ex-husband, Michael. Kelly isn't upset that Michael is dating, she's upset that her friend didn't give her the heads-up! And Vicki is too fucking stupid…

RHOC S13 E02

Ah, yes. Vicki doing what she does best... sending "casseroles" to Tamra and Eddie after Eddie's heart surgery. Eddie wisely chooses not to eat it; she probably spit in it. And let's be real, I doubt Tamra ate it either. Homegirl has a strict diet for her body building and I highly doubt Vicki sent…

RHOC S13 E01

I am a HUGE Real Housewives fan. I'm excited to start a recapping journey for my fellow RH fans! It's time to WHOOP IT UP! Put NINE LEMONS IN A BOWL and get your JESUS JUGS ready! WHOOOOOOOOO?? YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! We know Vicki apologized at the reunion *eye roll* and it was finally accepted by Tamra…